The tale of the Missing Tighty Whitey's

Why Hello.

leather bomber jacket/jeans, thrifted
top, UO
boots, Matiko
 leather harness&choker, myself
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Dear laundry room thief,

Rash and Foolish. Two words come to mind as I think of my adventures in doing laundry on a saturday evening, and then proceeding to actually forget said fluffed laundry in communal laundry room whilst many fellow apartment dwellers passerby my undies laying out getting a chill. I guess that being an "artist" would be best described as someone who is pretty much harebrained. That is I. Why, hello, I am the epitome of forgetfulness, peter pan syndrome suffering, careless being that roams Pier 39, steal my tighty whities, cause I won't mind. (BUT I DO) Someone oddly enough stole just my whites. I am still investigating the particulars here, but obviously this person really likes white attire (I am speaking to you). I suppose I could not level with this thief, as moi's wardrobe mostly consists of the color that Emo's and pre-adolescents attract to, black. Sorry, I am told black is not yet a color these days ? I take that back.

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Anyhoo. WHITE. Spring is here. Summer will be knocking down the cold front soon and I guess white could be savory enough to throw on one's back. BUT WHY steal my ever beloved never worn (by me) Goodwill sweater which I finally got around to washing as it possessed a stinky dust odor ? WHY would you want to break a The Smiths crazed-fan-girls-heart and snatch my much-loved Morrissey t-shirt ? WHY would you see my $3 awesome-sauce Goodwill find of a white lace top and go "whoa that's totally mine", which I only managed to wear once & felt like I could've been Madonna's best bud in the like-a-virgin-80's? WHEN ALL THESE ITEMS DID NOT BELONG TO YOU ?
Hey it took me some good seconds minutes hours days thrifting all my second-hand-licious articles of clothing. And although I can appreciate someone enjoying and sharing my taste in funky attire, I am terribly heartbroken and as a criminal hoarder of threads, I do feel an emotional meltdown slowing engulfing my being as we speak. Oh and I want my undies back ASAP. My butt is starting to get cold. 

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Thank you.

 ME

✜ ++ update : i got my tighty whitey's back. Persistence children. ✜

As you can see, I have discovered quite recently I have a "thing" for leather. Who knew ?

Happy Easter sunday, for those of you who are into that. And if not, then put simply: happy sunday. Much love xo
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