Sunday, April 8, 2012

The tale of the Missing Tighty Whitey's

Why Hello.


leather bomber jacket/jeans, thrifted
top, UO
boots, Matiko
 leather harness&choker, myself
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Dear laundry room thief,

Rash and Foolish. Two words come to mind as I think of my adventures in doing laundry on a saturday evening, and then proceeding to actually forget said fluffed laundry in communal laundry room whilst many fellow apartment dwellers passerby my undies laying out getting a chill. I guess that being an "artist" would be best described as someone who is pretty much harebrained. That is I. Why, hello, I am the epitome of forgetfulness, peter pan syndrome suffering, careless being that roams Pier 39, steal my tighty whities, cause I won't mind. (BUT I DO) Someone oddly enough stole just my whites. I am still investigating the particulars here, but obviously this person really likes white attire (I am speaking to you). I suppose I could not level with this thief, as moi's wardrobe mostly consists of the color that Emo's and pre-adolescents attract to, black. Sorry, I am told black is not yet a color these days ? I take that back.


Anyhoo. WHITE. Spring is here. Summer will be knocking down the cold front soon and I guess white could be savory enough to throw on one's back. BUT WHY steal my ever beloved never worn (by me) Goodwill sweater which I finally got around to washing as it possessed a stinky dust odor ? WHY would you want to break a The Smiths crazed-fan-girls-heart and snatch my much-loved Morrissey t-shirt ? WHY would you see my $3 awesome-sauce Goodwill find of a white lace top and go "whoa that's totally mine", which I only managed to wear once & felt like I could've been Madonna's best bud in the like-a-virgin-80's? WHEN ALL THESE ITEMS DID NOT BELONG TO YOU ?
Hey it took me some good seconds minutes hours days thrifting all my second-hand-licious articles of clothing. And although I can appreciate someone enjoying and sharing my taste in funky attire, I am terribly heartbroken and as a criminal hoarder of threads, I do feel an emotional meltdown slowing engulfing my being as we speak. Oh and I want my undies back ASAP. My butt is starting to get cold. 


Thank you.

 ME

✜ ++ update : i got my tighty whitey's back. Persistence children. ✜

As you can see, I have discovered quite recently I have a "thing" for leather. Who knew ?

Happy Easter sunday, for those of you who are into that. And if not, then put simply: happy sunday. Much love xo

23 comments:

  1. oh no! I sympathize! but you look amazing in these pictures!
    xo, Tina
    TINACIOUS.ME ~ TINACIOUS.ME

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  2. That harness is DOPE!
    But i feel ya girl, when laundry goes missing is THE worst. I would be devastated if my favorite pieces went missing.
    Did you get all your whites back? or just the tighty whitey's?

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  3. I adore this post! I love the minimalism of your outfit; and your harness is the perfect finishing touch! I hope you're having a lovely day xxx

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  4. WHO does that?!?! I mean seriously?! Stealing laundry! WHO DOES THAT!? So sorry. Have a better day!

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  5. gahhh laundry stealers are the WORST! I am so sorry, but at least you got some back so thats good!!

    your outfit is stunning. ahhh <3

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  6. Love that harness! Glad you found your undies too. The worst part of laundry for me is losing socks...I hate cold toes!!

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  7. Love that harness! Glad you found your undies too. The worst part of laundry for me is losing socks...I hate cold toes!!

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  8. Those harnesses are wicked!!

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  9. Aaah, I feel your pain!!! well, kind of. Two years ago, when I was working at Subway, my black duffle coat was stolen by some random thief in the back room, while I was working at the front. That coat cost $132 and I haven't found one as nice to replace it since :( Awesome job with the harnesses btw.

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  10. Totally in edgy climate combination! Love leather harness and choker - looks great with cropped top and jeans!
    xoxo

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  11. I love your hair, and your cropped top is so cool.

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  12. ahh that's insane! I'm super glad you got them back. also, I'm absolutely in love with your style aesthetic :)

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  13. wow the things people do never cease to amazing me...but at least you got them back! love this look its so low key but awesome with the choker and harness, which by the way are totally badass...and love the dark hair too ;)

    CRYSTAL HEARTS VINTAGE

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  14. I'm glad you got them back! Why the heck would anyone steal those!? I would be pretty upset, though, if I had a Morrissey shirt and someone took it! Anyway, I LOVE that harness and the loose jeans are wicked! I definitely have a thing for leather, too.

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  15. I love this outfit so much. The harness and the necklace are amazing!

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  16. Loving the harness - really suits you x

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  17. I like the cropped top and accessories! the harness is pretty sweet

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  18. I'm totally loving your hair and makeup! =)

    http://pinkchampagnefashion.blogspot.com/

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  19. Hey sweetie! You have a very beautiful blog with a lot of inspiring posts! I am your newest follower:) If you want, you can follow me back, I'd be very happy!

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